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2月8日 oh yeha ... an update!haha i forgot, im suppose to update and let you know how school is going. well its goin!! i havent been much this week, due to the fact that im sick, lol i had NO VOICE!!!! its back now, but it sometimes comes and goes. meh ....
i also thought i would let you know, i rarely come on here, i use myspace and facebook. look me up if you have one!! :)
and next wednesday is valentines day ...FUCK THAT DAY!!!
good bye.... 1月7日 this is my update ....school starts tomorrow .. .im friggin scared! lol why im not to sure! i think im goin to get my lisense on thursday! WHOOT! watch me fail, lol cuz im tellin you guys this!! cross your fingers!
speaking of failing .. .i failed math! OH YEHA! im that awesome!!!
well im outta here. . ill update at teh end of the week .. .and tell you about my first week of school!
good luck to everyone thats goin to school tomorrow!
10月5日 so yeahhhhyahh .. uhh next week! im dying my hair BROWN! OMG!!! lol are you excited! im scared! and im gonna try to add pics!
ok bye now 9月17日 i haven't...done a blog in a while! i think i find it boring now. becuz i can't talk about ne thing, without other ppl saying dumb shit! people are so fucked now a days! its unreal!
so life's been good.
im goin to school 2 days a week! lol yeah thats it! i had to buy 3 books and a calculator, $270.00.
(plus tax, it added up to $270.00)
Math Book... $10.00
Behavioural Management ... $126.00
Family Dynamics ... $63.00
A FUCKIN LAZY KID CALCULATOR.....
$50.00
Crazy eh! lol my teachers like ... yeah so the book is only 10 bucks, no wonder why, the fuckin calculator is 50 bucks. lol its for lazy ppl, it does everything for you!
but stuff's good, i work like everyday, lol but meh, its money! soon my friggin credit card will be paid off! WHOOT!
ne who, im gonna get goin, just thought id do a short blog!!! 9月5日 so yesterday///what a fun day! seeing everyone was amazing! its great, how labour day, brings everyone back together ... fuck i love it!! 8月29日 New Computer...WHOOT!Alright, i guess its time for a new blog!!
well i bought a new computer, its fuckin pimp! lol
its soooooooo
PRETTY!!!!
Its a 19 inch widescreeen!!
Yeah, your jealous, i know! lol
Humps, your the coolest ever .... you helped pick out a pretty computer, then you set it up, and set up the fucked up desk! and i love you for it! thanx soooooo much! i don't know what i would do without my cute lil computer geek!!! :)
here is it ...
HOLY SHIT!!
School starts next week, im not nervous... i only have school twice a week! WHOOT! On thursdays from 8:30 til 3:30 and fridays from 8:30 til 12:30. HAHA!!
isn't that great!!!
Labour day is coming up, lol down here where i live, its a huge thing ...im a merritton girl, so its huge! lol theres a parade and a carnival! WHOOT! lol fuckin awesome...
the best part..
THE BEER TENT!!!!
so many drunks!
labour day is huge drunk day for us! everyones drunk at like 8 in the morning!
CANT WAIT!!
September 15th, oh shit. Its gonna be a wicked awesome night, im soo excited for it!
Don't worry Kerry, i'll let you in, on whats goin on, lol and why its gonna be awesome!! cuz i know your all wondering. but its a secret...
for now ... hahahahahaha
ne who, im gonna get going, until next time...
WORD!
8月15日 the past few days ...The past few days, have been rough. Something i wished was goin to happen, isn't happening. I understand it all now, but i wouldn't have been able to do that with out.... KERRY!
Kerry, you are soo far away, but when ever somethings bothering me, or im upset, i can always turn to you. Even though, we have never met (hopefully soon) i consider you one of my best friends! You always say the right thing, to make me smile, laugh or stop crying. Even though you have to tell me the same thing over 10 times, lol i get it sooner or later .. .sometimes! lol
But i do listen to what you are saying, and i try.
ne ways, i just wanted you to know, your the best.
Thanx for EVERYTHING!!!
so i made you a present!
all seriousness .. .lol if thats a word ...
goes out the window right now ....
hahaha 8月11日 :(I dont understand anything. why do i fall for the same losers, eveytime i fall for someone. I DONT GET IT!
Like seriously, is there something wrong with me, somethign written on my forehead, use me, fuck me, throw me away, i dont know, NE THING! i hate the world right now.
i fell for you, and it sucks. cuz you dont feel the same, almost the complete opposite, i dont know, wahts wrong with me!
when is it my turn to be happy?
or
am i gonna be the crazy cat lady with 12 cats. lol
i want my prince charming to come and swoop me off my feet...
WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN!
I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY!!
(thanx Kerry, lol) 8月9日 alcohoroscopesARIES
Drinking styleImpulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
Trademark cocktails TAURUS Trademark cocktails Drinking buddies GEMINI Drinking buddies CANCER LEO
VIRGO Drinking buddies
LIBRA Drinking buddies
SCORPIO Trademark cocktails
SAGITTARIUS
CAPRICORN Drinking buddies
AQUARIUS Trademark cocktails
PISCES Trademark Cocktails 8月4日 just for you guyshaha i got this in an email, and i just had to share it .. lol haha
HORNY-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY) What the signs are like in BED! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am... he's just not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life. AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come across as cold, but she's just protecting herself. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action! PISCES Feb 20 - March 20 Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasies Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the mood. One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves. FAVE POSITION Pisces is all about Oral affections! BEST SEX TOY A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything PISCES MALE IN BED He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit flighty.But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride! PISCES FEMALE IN BED She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows there are more exciting options at hand. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!! ARIES March 21-April 20 Ruling Planet: MARS The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries. FAVE POSITION Always on top and always in charge BEST SEX TOY Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge! ARIES MALE IN BED The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore him in bed and he likes sex fast and furious baby! ARIES FEMALE IN BED She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your namethe next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to handle her? THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buyflowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly. FAVE POSITION The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable. BEST SEX TOY A battery powered "erotic massager" TAURUS MALE IN BED The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep. TAURUS FEMALE IN BED She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking.Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled.Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Ruling Planet: MERCURY The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultr-extreme raunchy talk Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close second.Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex. FAVE POSITION As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to. BEST SEX TOY Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas GEMINI MALE IN BED He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy. GEMINI FEMALE IN BED She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car.... THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps, then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working! CANCER June 22 - July 23 Ruling Planet: THE MOON Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings! Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner! FAVE POSITION Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed! BEST SEX TOY A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab! CANCER MALE IN BED He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild!If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!! CANCER FEMALE IN BED She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman? THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time! LEO July 24 - August 23 Ruling Planet: THE SUN Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance. FAVE POSITION Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced! BEST SEX TOY A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you can use them both together! LEO MALE IN BED You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next Lioness!! LEO FEMALE IN BED You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience! THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff! VIRGO August 24 - September 23 Ruling Planet: Mercury The God in charge of intellect and speed... but don't worry because Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!! Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT!However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed. FAVE POSITION Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact! BEST SEX TOY It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality! VIRGO MALE IN BED You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen? VIRGO FEMALE IN BED You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it! THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!! LIBRA September 24 - October 23 Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you exactly what they want. FAVE POSITION As long as they are lying down, they're happy! BEST SEX TOY K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more! LIBRA MALE IN BED The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from wanting it more than you do!! LIBRA FEMALE IN BED The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs!Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base.Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'???Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay? SCORPIO October 24 - November 22 Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship. Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling.Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out. FAVE POSITION: Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass. BEST SEX TOY: Ben Wah Balls for the girls,(IT'S ME AND I CAN NOT AGREE) and a Riding Crop for the boys SCORPIO MALE IN BED His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!! ____________________________________________________ SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win. ____________________________________________________ THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB. SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 22 Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned. FAVE POSITION: They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity. BEST SEX TOY: Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next! SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it, and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else.He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed! SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place! CAPRICORN December 23 - January 20 Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!! Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to! FAVE POSITION: Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind. BEST SEX TOY: An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat. CAPRICORN MALE IN BED Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you. CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming 8月1日 im back...sooo im back .. .and im all camped out .. .2 weekends of camping, lol im done!
camping was super fun tho ... we drank more beer then ive ever drank in my life ... it was sick! lol beer is out for a while! haha
we didnt see ne bears, thank god .. .just 2 snakes on our hike ... i got scared .. lol stood on the picnic table . .haha
i would put some pics up, but its soo much work .. .lol
so maybe another day ... lol uhhh ... thats all .. i guess
back to work in a few hours! UGH!!! 7月27日 YAY CAMPING!7月19日 busy girl!!This weekend, im goin camping with my family... me, mom, dad, brother, jill and TYLER! lol it will be tylers first camping trip... im so excited!! i wasnt even gonna go, i thought i was going camping with humps and ppl, but thats not til next weekend. haha i booked off the wrong weekend, so now i get to go both weekends! oops! lol ne who, it will be awesome, im gonna come home and if im not tanned, im gonna throw shit! lol hahaha
then next weekend, im goin to camping with Humps, Mike and Janese, it should be fun! lol probably drunken fun! lol which is always AWESOME! lol and we are even sleeping in tents, lol i havent done that since i was like 12 ... lol im excited! CAN YOU TELL!!!
OH AND....
I HAVE GREEN FUCKING HAIR....YEAH THATS RIGHT!!!
not on purpose tho, lol me and humps went swimming the other day, and his pool died it. lol just the tips, but its still really green! i almost cried... lol
okay, i guess im goin now .. .i'll be sure to take lots of pics, while im gone ...
ciao bitches!!! 7月8日 WHOOT WHOOT!WHOOT WHOOT!!
UFC TONIGHT!!
oh shit ... .i soo excited!! its gonna be a good one!
i can't get to drunk tonight tho .. lol i gotta work at 9:30 in the fuckin morning tomorrow! GOD DAMN! my first day back, and its early and a long shift! HOLY FAWK!!!
ne ways, just thought i would blog about myself! hahaha 7月6日 a blog about GOOGLE!Heres your attention, WHORE!!
wanna hear my 2 cents....
good
cuz here it is ...
you say all this stuff about Kerry and how stupid i am .. and blah blah .... .your dumb...
ne ways, have you not noticed, that you just keep coming back and leaving the same stupid pointless fuckin comments, that when ppl read them, tehy just LAUGH at you.
If you soo much better then us, then you would leave you real name and not have a fake name like GOOGLE... and actually do something normal, but instead .. .you are a COWARD and choose to be unknown, so as for you and your god damn comments ....
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
GET A LIFE, YOU LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT.
OKAY ...
GOT IT
gooood!!
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Okay, so back to me and my life, oh and yes i have life ... and i can blog about myself .. .seeing as everythings about me ...
HINTS THE NAME OF MY SPACE, oh and my link!
but ne who ..
i went to nashville, and now im back .. .it was meh .. .i had a good time i guess .. . but night time sucked .. .
the god damn bouncer took my freakin ID! STUPID COCK FACE!
so now im back! WHOOT!
hmm .. somethign exciting!
ugh! my phone bill is gonna be huge, lol i talk to megan, humps and my mom while was there, ALOT!
haha and i got my fuckin payment thing for school ... UGH!
just call me
BROKE BITCH!!!! 6月30日 who wants one...6月22日 blah blahso guess what ....
NASHVILLE .. .next fuckin SATURDAY! WHOOOT! COWBOYS HERE I COME! lol haha
so ... who wants to write a book .. lol apparently Kerry does. . lol shes tellin me about it right now .. lol Kerry you are crazy! lol
when shes done .. lol i'll put it up . .hahahahahahaha
it might take a while!
lol
so guess what .. .Kerry and I, are talkin again .. .hehe i missed her ...
okay .. im done writing this blog .. lol its pointless .. i was just trying to change the subject of my last few ... lol
okay wait
so theres a new song ...
called
PREMISCIOUS GIRL!
GREATEST SONG EVER!
My msn name is from that .. lol cuz thats right ....
i've got something you gonna like .. hahahahahahha
wow im a weirdo .. i know
k bye 6月19日 my goal...My goal wasn't to offend anyone, really thats not what i was trying to do. If i did, im sorry, but im just stuck in the middle of something, that shouldn't even be goin on, and everyone that is involved, knows it shouldn't be happening! I just want everyone to get along, lol remember back when spaces first opened, everyone loved each other, lol everyone got along, just think .. alot of good stuff has come out of spaces too, theres been relationships, that have lasted and some that ended! but meh, it still was a happy place! now i don't even check mine, lol well once in a while!
How bout everyone gets along, and starts being HAPPY!!!!
LOL
Again, im sorry if i offended anyone, i was VERY grumpy when i wrote that blog! lol
ciao
6月16日 UGH!UGH!!!!
HOW BOUT EVERYONE GETS ALONE!! i have now spoken to Kerry, and she is right, this all needs to be DROPED like a bad habit! its gettin old, im soo stressed .. .and i dont give a shit about ne thing ne more!! its just stupid! everyone needs to let things go.
i do have a favour, and this is not becuz Kerry has told me, not ne thing like that .... if you have pics of brian, from the past, which i know ... everyone does...we all know brian made them for everyone, just get rid of them, its gay, its over with .. .who cares! the world does not need to see brians cock no more! its OLD! lol (sorry brian)
im soo sick of everyone fighting!
so heres the plan ...
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET ALONG!! and if you cant, we'll jsut keep it to ourselves!
NO MORE GOSSIP, NO MORE DRAMA!!!
if you want that ... .buy a magizine! 6月14日 okay, give up!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I find it very pathetic that all this is still going on, i know your reading this, and i know you know who this is for. Honestly, its time to stop. i stoped talking to you, because you decided to believe some bullshit story, and not tell me who said it, im guessing because it wasn't true, so you didn't want to blame anyone. Its been about 3 weeks since i talk to you, and then today, i find out that there is more shit being started! GIVE UP! Move on with your life, be happy, forget about the past!! Its time to have a happy life, and maybe i shouldn't be saying this, maybe things are fine, but you need to stop digging shit up, its not gonna get your anywhere. I know im not the only one that believes this either. Its your chance to be happy, so just do it. I've told you this many times before. Pretend msn spaces, don't exsist!! Please ... im asking you nicely, because now this is really STUPID!!!!!! I tried doing everything i could for you, and apparently it wasn't good enough, you believe some stupid god damn bullshit, when really in your head, you know you should have listened to me. I GIVE UP! I don't care that you hate me, i dont care if you are mad that im writing this, but i have no other way to talk to you, because you won't respond. If you want to comment back to me, feel free, email me ... call me message me, whatever! Just stop starting stupid shit!!!!!!!!!
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Back to me and my life! haha
Lifes goin good, im a lil stressed with school and work, its starting to catch up on me. Im always soo damn tired! lol Nashville is soon, it should be fun, im a lil dissappointed about somethiing, about Nashville, but im good! lol COW BOYS!! here i come! haha lol My placement is going, lol goin good i guess! Its stressful, but i guess this is what i want to do in life, so i gotta get use to it! lol I'm soo broke, lol because i have so much shit to pay for, credit card bill, phone bill, ugh! lol school! lol everything! haha Nashville! im just a broke bitch! MEH! it will all pay off sooner or later! lol
but im at school, so im gonna go, i just had to let some steam out!
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